Alestorm Premiere Animated Video For “Shit Boat (No Fans)”

Alestorm have premiered an animated video for their song “Shit Boat (No Fans).” This track is from the band’s latest album “Curse Of The Crystal Coconut.”

Alestorm commented:

“Oh wow, everyone knows that short songs are the best songs, so naturally we had to make a music video for the shortest song on our album.

This animation was put together by the lovely people at RMIT University in Melbourne, and it features all the classic elements of an Alestorm video: Magical Girl transformations, giant Hungarian men dropping turds on your garden, rubber ducks, and crudely drawn cartoon penises. Enjoy!”

Producer Aaron McLoughlin added:

“Yeah, the pandemic has been tough on everyone, but it’s going to take a helluva lot more than that to stop RMIT Animation students from drawing pirates. The video took 17 weeks to complete and lecturer Simon Norton did an awesome job producing and directing it under quarantine. Each team member worked from home to create the most epic swashbuckling pirate adventure you’re likely to see this year!”

Alestorm Premiere “Tortuga” Video

Alestorm have premiered a new video for their new song “Tortuga.” This track features Captain Yarrface of Rumahoy and it will appear on the band’s new album “Curse Of The Crystal Coconut,” which is set to be released on May 29. The group commented:

“Oh wow! Chris from Alestorm here. We’re really excited to release our new vi- IT’S ME, CAPTAIN YARRFACE! GET OUT OF MY WAY LITTLE BOY BOWES! THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE EXCEPT FOR THE BIT WHERE I SING! I’M THE GREATEST PIRATE IN THE WHOLE WORLD! WELCOME TO THE SEA!”

Alestorm Premiere “Treasure Chest Party Quest” Video

Alestorm have premiered a new video for their new song “Treasure Chest Party Quest.” This track is from the band’s new album “Curse Of The Crystal Coconut,” which will be released on May 29. The group commented:

“Oh wow! We tried our very best to make a video that would alienate as many of our fans as possible. I think we succeeded! This song is about giving birth to yourself, selling out, and driving awful Yugoslavian cars. All the classic elements of pirate metal!”

“Curse Of The Crystal Coconut” Track Listing:

01. “Treasure Chest Party Quest”
02. “Fannybaws”
03. “Chomp Chomp”
04. “Tortuga”
05. “Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship”
06. “Call Of The Waves”
07. “Pirate’s Scorn”
08. “Shit Boat (No Fans)”
09. “Pirate Metal Drinking Crew”
10. “Wooden Leg Pt. 2 (The Woodening)”
11. “Henry Martin”