Metal Anarchy

thread 1/4: proud to report that a new zealand mother has named her children metallica, pantera and slayer. she told me "it’s not easy raising three of the heaviest bands": https://t.co/kiXGTrr60A

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021

thread 2/4: i become a bit suspicious when she also included @metallica's best album "…and justice for all" in her kid's name too, but new zealand's registrar-general seems to confirm it's a real thing: pic.twitter.com/1jOy5AUWxT

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021

thread 3/4: … plus, i've seen the birth certificates. anyway, waiting for comment from @metallica , @slayer and @pantera as clearly this metal mother (and her kids) deserve free metal gigs for life

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021

thread 4/4: finally, i think it's important to note (as you can see in the photo in my article) this mother is also a big fan of crossbows which are also truly metal and she deserves our complete and utter respect for this (and for raising three kids): https://t.co/kiXGTrr60A

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) July 7, 2021