Metal Anarchy

During a recent appearance on the This Past Weekend With Theo Von podcast, Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee was asked about an infamous story in “The Dirt,” which claimed Ozzy Osbourne once snorted ants and drank his own piss. According to the drummer, the tale is “full-on true.”

Lee said the following:

“[It’s] full-on true. I know people ask that all the time. They’re, like, ‘Dude, really?’ I’m, like, abso-fucking-lutely. You can’t make that shit up.

Dude, he was so high. All of us [were]. We had just been on an overnight bus ride, and Ozzy rode with us. So we’re doing rails the whole way. No one slept; everyone [was] just drink[ing]. So we’re at the hotel, and no one wanted to go to their room. Everyone wanted to still keep partying. So we go, ‘Let’s go to the fucking pool.’ We go to the pool.

At that time, it was just kind of a thing — everybody was into [trying to] out-rock star and out-gross somebody out, like out-partying. So Ozzy’s wasted. He sees there’s a little trail of ants going all the way to this kid’s popsicle that he left on the ground. And Ozzy looks down and fucking just snorts the line of ants going to the popsicle. And Nikki [Sixx]’s, like, ‘Okay. Well, fuck that.’ So Nikki pulls his dick out at the pool. This is a hotel. This was, like, the Four Seasons [hotel], I think, in Dallas. And [there were] people, kids, everything. Nikki goes, ‘Fuck that. Watch this.’ Nikki goes to pee on the ground and Nikki’s gonna lick up his own piss to outdo Ozzy. And before Nikki could do it, Ozzy fucking beats him to it and licks up his piss. And we’re, like, ‘All right, Ozzy. You win. You win, dude.’

What they don’t show in the movie there is Ozzy’s tour manager goes, ‘Dude, Ozzy’s fucking on one. You’re responsible for him. Here’s his hotel room key. Fuck. I’m done. I can’t deal with this anymore.’ I’m, like, ‘I got him. Cool, I’ll take him to his room.’ So anyway, after we get kicked out of the pool area for all that bullshit, they don’t really go into it in the movie. I’m, like, ‘Come on, Ozz. We’re getting kicked out. I’m gonna take you up to your room.’ He goes, ‘All right.’ We get in the elevator. We’re going up, and there’s people in the fucking elevator. And he pulls his pants down and he just starts fucking [pushing hard]. He’s shitting. I’m, like, ‘Ozzy, dude. No! Fuck! Dude, no.’ And we get to the floor. I’m just trying to get him to his fucking room, close the door and let him — he just needs to go to bed. So I take his room key, fucking open it up, push the door open. I’m, like, ‘Okay, buddy. See you later.’ And he goes, ‘Come here.’ I’m, like, ‘I’m gonna go.’ He’s, like, ‘No, you come here.’ I go in, and now he’s gonna finish. He just starts shitting in the middle of the room. He bends down, picks it up and starts painting the walls with his shit. I’m, like, ‘I’ve gotta go, dude.’ And I fucking bailed. And I don’t know what happened after that. But they don’t show that part in the movie.”

[via Blabbermouth]