GWAR have announced a headlining Australian tour. Here’s the dates:
04/24 Brisbane, AUS – Eatons Hill
04/26 Sydney, AUS – Metro
04/27 Melbourne, AUS – 170 Russell
04/29 Adelaide, AUS – HQ
“People of Australia, koala bears, kangaroos, crocodiles, wallabies…lend me your ears…and your skulls, and all of your internal organs…GWAR is coming to turn the Land of Dreams into your worst nightmare. Fire up the barby, we are going to eat Australia!
As for the Adelaide scum and your worthless existence, the so-called “Rock Capital of Australia”… is that crack rock? We shall turn the Great Australian Bight into our Great Australian BITE as our parting gift to Australia.”