Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Announces 50th Birthday Bash

Machine Head’s Robb Flynn will be turning 50 on July 19, and he will be celebrating with a big birthday bash at the Metro Operahouse in Oakland, CA on July 22. Tickets for the concert will go on sale this Friday (May 12).

Machine Head commented:

“ROBB’S 50TH BIRTHDAY BASH!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, this July our fearless leader Robb Flynn will officially be a Quinquagenarian!!??

– In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven!
– In fact, at 50, he’ll spend more time trimming his nose hair than his head hair!!
– Hell, the best form of birth control for Robb at this is point, is nudity!
– At 50, he’s entered the Stone Age… gall, kidney, and bladder.
– He’s seen it all, done it all…… but can’t remember most of it!
– That’s right, his back goes out more than he does!
– Turning 50 means he’s so old that “doing it three times a night” is how many times Robb get’s up to pee!!
– At 50 he’s stiff in all the places he doesn’t want to be, and needs a pill to get stiff in the places he does!!
– Christ, his wild oats have just turned to porridge!!

Ba Da Bing!

In honor of the inglorious occasion, the youthfully challenged yet chronologically gifted frontman will be celebrating with a concert performance on Saturday, July 22nd at The Metro Operahouse in Oakland, CA. and features a cavalcade of D-List rockstars, has-been’s, and never-was’s, such as Fuckin’ Joe Cabral and Robb himself.

The debaucherous, alcohol-drenched event will likely be viewed by future generations as “the greatest show of all-time”, and is sure to make him an official charter member for the “Old Farts Hall of Fame”!

He only turns half-a-century this year, don’t miss this once in a lifetime event!!

Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon California time.

Share and spread the word please!!!”

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