“Welp, a puck broke out my implant early 2020 and it’s time to get my face fixed again.
A couple things:
-I recognize this is cosmetic and there are far, far, far more important causes to donate money to. I’m not asking for help out of vanity or necessity; but like so many, times have been tough during the pandemic. I have not been able to go about my occupation as per usual.
-I’ve got a signed twig [hockey stick] I’ll ship out to one random donor for helping me out.”