Metal Anarchy

David Lee Roth has blasted fellow Van Halen alumni Sammy Hagar in a new video called “The Ballad Of Popsicle Sam.” Oddly, the clip finds Roth claiming that the Red Rocker was “sex probed” by aliens.

Roth said the following in reference to Hagar’s belief that aliens “connected to [him]” and “tapped into [his] mind through some kind of mysterious wireless connection”:

“According to Sam, he was abducted by aliens. I know [that] when you’re abducted by aliens, you get sex probed. I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar’s conduct.

For the last 10 summers, I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you. And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories. And I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar’s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction. Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens and he was sex probed. Sex probed.”

Roth went on to say that he has “no idea” what “an alien sex probing procedure” entails:

“Does it require apparatus? Is it a beam? We don’t know. We may never know. But what I do know with absolute accuracy is that if you take a half of a popsicle and you jam it into a cassette tape player, no matter how carefully you extract it, that tape player will never play the same again, no matter how carefully you try and fix those delicate little parts. And it’ll get worse and it’ll seem like the singer that you used to [be] will stop making sense whatsoever. A lot like Sam.”

This news comes after Hagar invited Roth to take part in his Van Halen tribute tour. However, after Roth accepted, Hagar clarified his comments, saying Roth is only allowed to “come out and sing a song on a show or two, if he can remember the words.”

[via Blabbermouth]