Here’s an interesting story for you. Global News is reporting that Vancouver, BC based musician Daniel “Dicksee Diànno” Whitmore, who fronts a clown themed Iron Maiden tribute band called Powerclown, was arrested on December 11, 2017 after trying to smuggle $7 million dollars worth of “stimulant drugs” into Japan. Authorities at the Narita International Airport found the drugs inside his guitar case and tea canisters. Considering the fact that Japan has a zero-tolerance for drug offences, he could face some serious jail time.
The band’s guitarist Sketchy Klown commented:
“Flags are flying half mast at the Powerclown circus tent. I assure you, any frowns we are wearing are real. Painted on or not. All we can do is hope for the best for him. Clownery and parlour tricks, whether by him or us ain’t gonna do no good. Even with his voice, the voice of a songbird, and his velvet-painting-smooth charm, he wont be able to talk his way out of these hijinks, even if he did speak Japanese.
While none of us clowns condone Dicksee‘s actions, or recommend anyone else attempting something this foolish, we do hope for the best for our grease-painted pal. We hope that by some small…make that large…miracle, he somehow manages to slide into his cock-pink pants and dance himself back home to face this different form of music he has created for himself. We love you Dicksee. If you somehow make it back here, and we hope you do, we may even go easy on you. Maybe. No promises.
–Sketchy Klown“
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